I have no idea, but the peas look over-cooked, the bits of egg in the mayonnaise look under-cooked, and placing salmon roe on half a hard-boiled egg on top on this monstrosity is suspect as fuck to me.

there’s 5 kids in that video but you only name 4...

Me rn after reading your comment:

Also, I want to see more Drunk Luann.

The facts about this story. The boat was in immaculate condition. Never caught fire. The anchor was cut after being hit by a rogue wave that knocked it loose. Thankfully the captains quick thinking prevented the boat from sinking as the anchor would have been caught in the propeller which could have damaged the hull…

I beg to differ. Vacation Luann is the best Luann.

someone should be fired for the phrase ‘loose lipped landlubber’.

If your allyship is making demands of people who are typically at the bottom of the hill down which shit rolls, you’re not much of an ally. If your takeaway is that this post is about “alienating” non-black people, instead of asking non-black people to make an effort to make themselves a part of the community they’re…

“And I’m Eric!”

I loved the movie and totally understand wanting to experience with your “own” but there’s a hint of wanting to alienate any non black person from this movie. That doesn’t make me a “troll” from pointing this out. In fact black movie goers make 36% of the demo watching this movie meaning all others contributes most of…

Sweatpants are freaking hot, man, I would never work out in them unless I wanted to turn my netherbits into some sort of boggy Cajun-y nightmare full of ghosts and nutria.

My sons loved her but I will always be partial to my General.

I met Irene Bedard (the voice of Pocahontas) a number of years ago at the National Powwow. I remember thinking that she was unbelievably beautiful, and that the movie would have been better with an accurate - albeit cartoon - representation of her than the windswept buckskin nonsense.

This is so stupid. When I go to the gym I look like utter trash (crappy sweatpants, old t shirt, messy hair) and I’m 110% sure no one cares. Omg this is so stupid.

William Howard Taft, probably our largest president at 320 pounds, was also a strong and outdoorsy type by some accounts. He walked four miles down a mountain with John Muir, outpacing the people they were with who rode on horseback. (Taft was too heavy for the horses.) He also enjoyed golf, tennis, and rowing.

Teddy is definitely up there on a list of “bad ass” presidents. He still gets in the occasional wrestling match here and there:

I’m a bigger fan of Truman’s nutritional regimen.

This would be a very different article if titled:

At this point, I’d settle for functional, literate, OR compassionate.