Christ on a crutch, I don’t even know what “twee” means. Read more
Mental Iceberg
1000thburner
$2.5 billion would make my me proud, and he’s a sailor! Read more
Sounds great except I don’t drive and Kerrygold is easy peaky for my boyfriend to pick up. Read more
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Exactly. God damn, I hate that gargoyle that sleeps with a bucket of cold KFC chicken. Fucker. Read more
Fucking A to the highest. Read more
Wow, I’m glad their both okay! Read more
Yeah, this sucks though. But I can walk ok now ;) Read more
Yeah. I have no memory of it but I musta fallen on the right side of the skull who I caused swelling on the left side of my brain. Read more
Oh snap, I hope while you’re there you have a fantastic time! Read more
Love it! Read more
Ha ha ha, you guys are crazy. Read more
Jesus Christ, no. Read more
I would, too. I mean, really? Read more
I’d have fucked Mr. Burton. No shame. Read more
Yes, their your teenage son. Read more
Ha ha. Read more
I’m pretty sure I’m gonna drop some acid for shits and giggles 😉 Read more
Nice! Read more
I’ve never personally (although I’m sure there are people who got twice as many) seen anyone with that many. Just glad 😁 I’m alive. Read more