How about don’t do it because we don’t need everyone registered as a Democrat or Independent being rounded up and shot in hand dug trenches. Yes I am being dramatic.

Trump was taken to the hospital as a precautionary measure after police said she was coughing and felt nauseous.

This is why I require my kids to murder one hobo per month. LEARN HOW UNIMPORTANT AND INCONSEQUENTIAL HUMAN LIFE IS, KIDS!!!

Longue chat est longue.

She’s stunning no matter what she does with her hair, but I’m glad that she now has better resources at hand to do what she actually wants done. Also, as someone who lived in the Pioneer Valley a couple years ago- I am not shocked to hear Amherst has a dearth of hair stylists who know how to cut and style Black hair.…

Actually, I will NOT withhold my commentary on the appearance of that project. Why did he tape the blue paper in the middle? Why is everything crooked? Why we can’t cut the squares as, I dunno, squares - not trapezoids and what not...

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I’m not a native of Louisiana, but I did live there for several years. This may work and I’ll be sure to try it, but I’m stuck on the idea of using vegetable oil for the roux. I’ve only used butter (sometimes clarified) or animal fat for roux. This is how the natives I talked to did it. Were they all impostors? Was my…

Back in the day when Popeyes would give out Paul Prudhomme hot sauce with orders I thought it was Dom DeLuise on the bottle.

I used to make fun of Curling but then my college roomies and I got high and spent an entire weekend watching Curling and now I know a lot about Curling and I really like Curling.

All my years watching So you Think You Can Dance have given me the authority to confidently state that that move is fairly common.

A propos of nothing, but her father was a prof at my law school.

But, will they also have pockets?

I am legit saddened that the most in-depth reporting Jez has done in the last year is...this.

Congratulations, staff of Jezebel! You made it through this...thing! Flee, free as the wind!

You fool! You passed up an opportunity to be Captain Beefheart!

My favorite restaurant in Chicago, which does not take reservations, is taking reservations on Valentine’s Day, and I got one... I’m fucking going!

I wonder about Debra Tate’s life. Has she ever had one? She was just a kid when Sharon was killed and it seems like all she’s ever done since then is be her sisters champion. Has she had a family or career of her own? In effect it’s almost like both sisters lost their life in the murders.

You’re right, I should apologize. Here it goes: