Not an exact sub. The slightly higher water content of US butter (the result of the US and Europe pulling industrial standards out of their asses without talking to one another of bothering to conform to traditional characteristics, as hand-turned better is significantly higher in water than either standard) is…

Kerrygold is a great gateway drug to high-quality salted butter but, friend, let me tell you about:

I think I am a horrible person — I tried this for the first time a few weeks ago and the color and the consitency of the one I bought reminded me of margarine and I couldn’t get past it.

I’m going to drop, “Be a Pisces,” all the damn time now.

I have a recent poop story!!!!! Me! Me!

I want to see him dead already. Enough is fucking enough.

I think he wants to play with his toys. Nothing else. I would not be shocked if he has asked someone if he could have a uniform to wear for the parade with a couple of those silver stars and purple hearts on it.

No. He wants a military parade because he is an authoritarian. He wants to be a dictator. We have to fight trump every step of the way.

FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK, SOMEBODY IN CHARGE PUT THEIR FOOT DOWN AND TELL THIS ELDERLY CHILD “NO”.

My father said that he’s tempted to go to D.C. for this, and very pointedly NOT salute Trump if and when he passes by in said parade. If enough veterans did this, THAT would send a statement.

I remember Trump whining about the lack of pomp and circumstance when he initially visited other countries. Then he went to Saudi Arabia where they lavished him with gold everything and parades etc and every other country has since followed suit. They realized they could massage his ego with big shiny objects and he…

“Paint me like one of your French military parades”

600 Delta bucks for a dry turd?

My Air Force husband is appalled and annoyed by this but trying very hard to ignore it lol. It probably helps that there are twelve other horrible things to focus on instead.

Given that Trump wants to play soldier (I’m sure he delights in being called commander-in-chief), this is also about wanting the military to celebrate HIM, not the other way around. I say go and cheer on the military and find a way to disgrace him in the process. I’m not clever enough to know how to do that without…

He looks like a toe.

Welcome to PA

I just get super drunk and stumble home at 4am like usual but this time I manage to vomit into the sink instead of our bed.

I just get super drunk and stumble home at 4am like usual but this time I manage to vomit into the sink instead of…