With all due respect why the fuck would you comment except to scratch that itch of must having to comment?

The best thing Clapton ever did was invite the great Duane Allman to play on the “Derek and the Dominos” album.

No, wrong - WOGS means Workers On Government Subsidies.

So there’s no room for individual growth? No room for a person in 40+ years to learn the error of their ways? Ok then.

“Katie Couric now comes to the defense of Matt Lauer.”

I had a wicked flu in January 2013. It hit me like a ton of bricks. I managed to drive myself to the Urgent Care and because my fever was 101, and I had all of the symptoms, she skipped the test and gave me Tamiflu. I swear it saved my life. Within hours the fever broke and the toxic flu feeling left. What people…

Ikea. Pretty good rug. It’s stood up to dog pee, dog poop, dog vomit, applesauce, oatmeal, milk, spit up, scoots, and a ton of dirt.

Um,...No, this is not why, “...he has so little respect for women.”

Impotence.

I was just thinking if she was going to sleep with him and then keep quiet about both the affair and the corruption, she didn’t ask for nearly enough.

What they don’t want revealed is that he was bad at it.

He stood beside the bed talking about how great it was going to be for ten minutes, waving his tiny hands around, then got winded and had to sit down.

She still doesn’t know what the three dozen Big Macs he brought to the room were for.

Part of me definitely wishes Obama would say something direct, but the other part of me thinks that not mentioning Trump—basically ignoring him completely as a person worth mentioning—is far more infuriating to Trump’s shriveled little soul. Turmp has done everything he can to undo Obama’s presidency, insulted him in…

Malls are just about the least green space I can think of.

This makes me sad. I love malls. I love getting a bucket of pretzel hot dog bites and a cinnabon and then going into a Barnes & Noble and read books all day.

By fat shaming and emboldening the circle of depression (as others have rightly pointed out to you), you are 100% enabling unhealthy lifestyles.

How to spot an amateur troll:

It’s like you don’t know anyone who has ever suffered from addiction.
It’s like you don’t know anyone who is obese.
Gosh...it’s almost like you don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about.

Good job, everyone, for getting this troll to the top comment.

You’re also a child