Prince Harry is beautiful. That’s all I got.

You catch them by the toe, right?

By his toe?

Trying to catch a tiger seems like a GREEAAAT! idea

woo hoo! Fun times :]

STORY TIME!!?

We got a guy who runs a combination jewelry repair/accordion shop, and he’s great.

Onion rings or GTFAC

My bf hates when i navigate because he thinks i get us lost. He doesnt listen to me and gets frusterated too easily. One day the gps didnt work and I had to use an actual map. He starts spazzing and demands to see the map...and then asks how to use said map. Same goes for compasses, had no idea how to use it so i let…

I don’t get it. Is there some evidence that NCIS viewership is mainly right wing racists?

If you’re still young enough to give a shit about strip clubs, you’re too young to be getting married.

Fassbender? Better yet: Welles!

80's on 8 is playing him all day and it’s all I can listen to

YES!!! My boy Miles taught me to play fetch with him too...I love LOVE watching him walk towards me carrying the ‘official fetch feather’ in his mouth! All proud of himself!

Our very chubby tux, Poindexter, will come and sit for treats because he is very food motivated. He also plays fetch, but I didn’t teach him that. Danger Cat, on the other hand, gives no fucks and won’t do anything for treats.

Mine poops on my comforter.

You have cats who like belly rubs? Belly rubs with my cats are like playing Russian roulette: you could win (and when you do, it’s BIG), but when you lose, there’s a lot of blood.

One of mine will jump on my lap and collapse on command into a lying-down position when you say, “Collapse, Rascal.”

My cat has trained me to come into the dining room, sit down and open the newspaper so that she can lie on it while I scratch her head and pat her butt. She prefers the obituaries.

Taught mine to come and ask to play. He whined a lot before, but now he comes up and waits for you to extend your hand, and if he wants to play (he has a length of paracord he absolutely loves to chase around) he’ll give a tiny little bite on your finger.