I am super amused that the “Kirstie Alley” is a loaded baked potato.

Followed by flashing a strobe light in the exposed eyeball

Honestly, I’m pretty sure I could no longer pass the Iowa Basic Skills test section on maps nowadays*, but I’d never say “I can’t read a map.” Fake it till you make it, baby.

How can they reproduce that vampiric aversion to light?

And yet they never taught us how to fold them. #thestrugglewasreal

Gould and her team of primarily women

And an icepick through the side of your head is the best description of the pain, like someone jammed one into you and just left it there.

Searing pain and nausea, that’s how I spent Monday.

Right? I have chronic migraines and I wouldn’t wish the pain on my worst enemies.

Because the GOP woke up this morning to the realization that it looks like Hillary Clinton will defeat Donald Trump in November's general election and they need something to energize their base after yesterday's drubbing.

I came down here to be like “this is quite possibly the stupidest marketing idea anyone has ever had.”

Why do toddlers throw tantrums? They haven’t gotten their way yet, regardless of the wisdom or logic of their “way”.

First rule of Taco Tuesday is that we don’t talk about Taco Tuesday......

“I really wish I could experience the searing pain and nauseau of a migraine!”- No one ever

I’m stealing this for my baby naming business.

I like those cheesesticks. :(

Oh that is a good one.

I’d personally go for Primavera for a first name really.

$29, 000 dollars later, the grand reveal is made

Your baby.

Is named Englebert Humperdinck.

No take-backs.