It goes beyond being speechless anymore. I swear every single week since this fucktard took office I’ve said to myself “what the fuck didI just hear/read?”

Apparently from this morning’s (first) show:

She’s that chick who stars in that show, and she’s dating that cute red-headed Prince over there.

Right?

Baba Yaga mud mask? Would buy.

Absolutely perfect. Even more so because Baba kinda reminds me...of me!

Gram Parson’s is pretty cool.

I think they are adorable ;)

Very good piece, thanks.

Perfect.

“I’m also acutely glad my mom is passive aggressive and weird in person, rather than over social media”

You don’t like pickles?

Fucking A Right.

Go for it.

Me too!

I totally get what you’re saying.

I dunno. I had my son after my 22nd birthday and am so grateful I didit then. I’m free as a feather and loving life ;)

Someone did shrooms for the first time, I think ;)

For what it’s worth, this is actually one of the few times the advice doesn’t make me want to bang my head up against the wall after reading it.

Holy shit, hello fellow oldster!