Jesus, I wish I did (this was before digital phones).

Fun fact:

Fuck no.

Amen.

Liam Neeson: “Guys, I’m sixty-fucking-five.”

Lol, same.

Taking your word for it.

I guess envisioning her in a robe in Paris is better than envisioning her in the kitchen making dinner for her husband?

I have a son, he’s 26. If he called me “mommy” I would say “what the fuck is wrong with you”.

Come at me if you want (honestly, I don’t give shit), something creeps me the fuck out hearing a grown up calling their parent mommy or daddy.

As someone who languished in the greys for years, I miss them.

Right on.

“Could show you increadible things”

I’m from PA. We’re all fucking psychopaths?

He needs to re-run every summer, for those that miss it the first time.

It can be a jagged little pill, right?

Wasn’t being cute. I honestly couldn’t remember his god damn name.

I’m pretty sure there is someone next in line if he gets assassinated.

Ha ha! Aren’t mom’s great?