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(It’s not DC metro, I know, but it’s all I could find)

The PC case that looks like a shark had better have frickin’ laser beams mounted on its head.

There’s already a “List Slides” button in the top right corner of the page.

When they cry?

Please let it have the kid who does “Elo Mah” in it.

“Politically correct” also started out as a term used in leftist (mostly academic) circles.

Madoff was the chairman of the NASDAQ for awhile, so he had actual Wall St. credibility.

Holy crap. I always figured TFG was the nadir of Twitter “culture,” but Melon is ten times worse.

https://apps.apple.com/us/app/worlds-smallest-violin/id1369762406

Twitter before Mush* was not a good business — either in financial metrics of profit/loss, or net value to civilization.

I grew up in Harris’s home town in New Jersey and we attended the same elementary school. When I was in K or first grade, he came back to our school and spoke in front of my class.

Comedy Gold Godl!

It is more hilarious than the last, but not as hilarious as the next will be. I guarantee it.

They’ve been falling for a while now.

C’mon, if you can’t trust DJ Khaled to give you solid investment advice, who can you trust?

In the end, it cost him $44 billion

You buried the lede: the heckler was Dr. William H. Cosby