Comedy is now legal on Kinja!

This is low energy bait, but I’ll bite:

This headline in the 1970s

This aged well.

I’m starting my own blockchain security firm.

Irene Cara?

Not News is G/O Media’s stock-in-trade.

Theo was the prototypical blerd. He’s probably lowkey why a lot of us got into tech.

Not to me.

Incredibly, Bankman-Fried is scheduled to be interviewed by CNBC’s Andrew Ross Sorkin on Wednesday.

Large donations to politicians, DUH. Have you not been paying attention at all?

AI has reinvented those milk carton ads that age missing children. Glory be, what will they do next?

I suspect he meant moon landing. People who believe O.J. Simpson faked the moon landing.

What Miss Information might look like.

There’s lots of reasons to oppose Walker in this, um, erection, but this is less than disqualifying.

No.

I mean, it may be the ultimate Boomer movie, but The Big Chill’s SOUNDTRACK deserves to be on this list.

9. Can we make the logo bigger?

This is the cringiest cringe I’ve ever cringed. I almost feel vicarious embarrassment for these guys.

The irony is David’s character(s) in the ad basically telegraphed the fact that whole thing was a scam.