OMG!11! I’m tromatized!

I think it’s fine for other races to dress up as fantastical characters of another so-called race. It’s what makes it possible for there to be a black Nick Fury, Valkyrie or Carlton Banks in the first place.

You’re preaching to the choir here. Like, the user you replied-to’s handle is SQLGuru!

I have DVD players, Bluray™ players, lots of DVDs and CDs, and even a Pioneer Laserdisc player (OK, that one’s rotting away in the basement).

I carried my DVD subscription over from when I first signed up for Netflix (long before they even offered streaming).

Sean Parker was 19 when he invented stole Napster from Seth Green.

4. Story is not posted to The Root.

Get ready to take some L’s, genius.

I saw “Queen is Dead” on Twitter and immediately worried about Beyoncé.

Who?

Nonsense and Nunes is the name of my Kid Rock/Big & Rich conceptual mashup tribute band.

Right you are, Cap’n.

You mean weed, right?

On the other hand, you can remove solar panels and take them with you if you move, but you can’t do that with solar shingles.

It’s a ‘shop, but it’s a good one.

Been there. Seen that.

I wanted to give you a star. I really did. So I screenshotted first.

2/10 needs moar misspellings and bad grammar.

What’s the mindset that goes, “Ooh, $10.5 million for free? Guess that’s mine now!”