Or, you know, when the label says 59 52 ounces on a product that used to be 64.

I mean, when a “pint” of ice cream is now only 14 13.5 12.9 ounces, really what recourse do we have (if we don’t really want to buy a larger size — if it even exists)?

I am an attorney at representing Ms. Streisand at the Los Angeles office of the esteemed firm Dewey, Cheatham and Howe.

I am Groat.

Tasha K. Cardi B.
Does anybody have a full last name anymore?

Nope.

Please, Sir or Madam, take this One Internet for the day.

I can’t afford either, so I gots no CLaSs.

Every company is killing everything “affordable” these days, in case you haven’t noticed.

She has inherited wealth from her daddy (I mean, of course she would). How else could she spend all day doing CrossFit?

Torn.

That’s what she said.

(weird that it’s 9.0 considering this is the first one)

(now with bonus sexual harassment allegations as well)

Checking luggage adds at least half an hour to the time spent at the airport (x4 for both departures and arrivals, and this time really adds up on a trip). I like carrying on because I can just go to my gate (once I get past security), when I depart, and just get off the plane and go straight to ground transport once…

Marque, not marquee.

Great. I hope they find a role for her cousin’s friend’s balls as well.

“Mercedes Streeter”

I only really ever ordered OEM parts from them. Unless it was something simple, like a headlight bulb, I always assumed it came directly from the manufacturer.