I mean, this is how I assume most online businesses operate. Keep the high velocity, popular items in stock, and special order/ship from manufacturer the more obscure ones.

Damn, I forgot about that one.

CBS Fall Lineup. My grandmother will love this. Too bad she’s been dead for  thirty years.

At Comet Ping-Pong, anything is possible.

That’s odd, because I was assured by the medical experts at ** checks notes ** a Federal Appeals court in Florida, that masks shouldn’t be required in airports or on aeroplanes.

Sure, I love my pizza, but if the currency I’m using to buy it keeps falling in value, then seriously, what’s the point?

No F*cking Transfats

Worth it

And at the end of it, they’ll have you arrested for stealing it after you drop it off.

This really should just be THE Claire Lower @.com.

$ORO$ bucks are ReAl!!1111!

Pfft. The real money’s in collectible HD-DVDs and DIVX.

The fine art market resembled the NFT market in several ways before NFTs existed, and no one cared about fine art being used to launder money, or that most of the wealth didn’t even go to the original artist.

How did he even get caught? Was there a Stool Pigeon?

Glad I suffered through getting mine last year. It was a big pain due to my being a.) really old, and b.) not having my original birth certificate*, c.) being born in a country that no longer exists, d.) COVID.

a lotta yall still dont get it

Ope holders can use multiple slurp juices on a single Ope

so if you have 1 astro Ope and 3 slurp juices you can create 3 new Opes

Tonight’s slurp juice mint event is essentially a minting event for both Lab Monkes and Special Forces

a lotta yall still dont get it

ape holders can use multiple slurp juices on a single ape

so if you have 1 astro ape and 3 slurp juices you can create 3 new apes

Tonight’s slurp juice mint event is essentially a minting event for both Lab Monkes and Special Forces

Somebody should submit this to the Academy Awards for Best Documentary Feature (hell, it’s certainly long enough!).

mEdiCal rEcoRds!!!