Bowling is enjoyable.

They have trouble enjoying the rest of it because the real Sausage King of Chicago is their next-door neighbor in the summers.

Wait, Noah's first book was called A Person Who Visits A Place?!?

I support this, but only because of the "OOOOOOOH."

Thank goodness Noah had a thematically-appropriate fascination with parallel universes instead of, say, dinosaurs.

See I meant to add a note about how maybe I just missed it.

Is Noah's complete omission (or Alison's addition) of the scene where he buys the jam the first scene where the two are together that only one of them mentions? Noah does include the important aspect though: his delicious sandwich made with the jam and that sweet, sweet local cheddar.

He seems like the obvious choice. So, maybe too obvious then.

Red Universe Carrie was fully on board with the plan.

I'm sorry, my responses are limited. You must ask the right questions.

It's called product intergortion.

It's terrible, mostly because it includes the PS Vita. I have one, so I know that nobody else does.

I seem to remember his weird dystopian running suit/shoe combo being prominently Puma-branded, too. Everybody in the whole damn movie is wearing those.

The scene where they pull up in the two new cars and just keep panning around in front of them playing dubstep or whatever is… terrible.

It's definitely "Converse All-Stars, vintage 2004." (the year the movie came out)

The number of different details was interesting, like who said "you found me" at the beach, or who actually saved the daughter (I'm not sure I buy this particular one being so different).

Episode 2 Dominic West voiceover: And then zombie bikers showed up, philosophizin' about medieval sex research. That's when things really got interesting

A refreshingly good job of dropping in all sorts of information without seeming like obvious exposition. We know gramps is: also a writer, super-successful, a douche about it, that he paid for the couple's house, and doesn't care much for Dominic West, beer or "the Mexicans."

Someday we'll look back and understand the scope of the raw destructive effect Punk'd has had on our culture.

I'm sorry, but you're going to have to switch your internal Joshua Jackson identity to "Peter Bishop" if this thing is going to work.