Hey, the house Liv Tyler broke into had the door locked!

Planning to burn the baby Jesus, sure. But that Igloo cooler lid had a long life ahead of it!

Mapleton: Proud Home of America's Heaviest Sleepers

So you're saying the series should've gotten off at Crackton.

I actually like the score (Max Richter, I think?)

Man, I'd really have nothing to post if I had to go around being fair.

I don't think it would take all that many pads of paper to hit the break-even point for dry-erase technology, but this is an absurdly minor point that I'm just going to stop talking about.

This is a perfectly reasonable explanation.

This is probably a best-case scenario.

The show lampshaded a similar thing a little bit with the guy handing out flyers who Rebel Friend says should be using the internet instead. Have we seen the internet at all?

They originated as an anti-iOS 7 protest group, and kind of shifted into "missing people cult" organically.

It was stuck in the machine.

So:

In the context of this article on spoilers, your post seems like it's basically advocating the point that concrete foreknowledge of a narrative is irrelevant. I can only assume that you're not trying to say that you, and anyone else with a "non-turned-off brain" and the proper grounding, can ferret out every future…

A species of bird sued Hawaii (sort of).

[sound of a dropped mixing bowl slowly coming to rest]

On the plus side, this should have done wonders for the unemployment rate.

Their faith requires that they spend as much time as possible in Flavor Country.

No lie, that Spin the iPhone app looked like a pretty high-quality production, well worth the 99 cents.

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