I play FFXIV and I went on a lengthy rant the other day about how I want the next expansion’s themed raid to be SMRPG and that I would sacrifice each and every one of them for an Axem Rangers raid boss fight.

I’m pretty sure that applies to Cloud too, though. I don’t think he’d ever been in a Nintendo release to that point (I think Switch is the first time VII came to a Nintendo platform).

Same, that was where I was going. I saw the headline and went to Twitter to verify because this addition is both the most ludicrous thing I’ve ever seen and also the most logical addition they’ve ever made in equal measure.

The expectations have gone through the roof every time too. This one’s going to make a lot of people happy, though I admittedly could not give less of a shit (I have never played Minecraft, myself).

I get the impression this broke Twitter.

Fantastic Beasts is like the ultimate in “give us so much money for problematic people” shrugging. Like, I get to see a bad movie AND the proceeds go to Johnny Depp and JK Rowling? Where can I sign up?!

God forbid people not be fucking copyright lawyers who are intimately aware of the minutae of every licensing deal out there. It’s a sincere question that many, many people are going to be ignorant of the answer to.

How in the fuck does that question not coincide with your purity test, though?

Short answer from someone who was not asked:

I also have the right to not buy any Warner Bros. Games anymore.

For what it’s worth, from someone who, by and large, leveled my crafters simultaneously:

I’ve been an “altaholic” in the sense of switching jobs constantly. I just got to 80 with the SMN/SCH combo, Dark Knight (My Shadowbringers main), and Dragoon (Which I finished off so I could get the last role questline).

Hopefully someone can answer this, I haven’t seen it come up yet:

I think he’s upset that the story is not canon to the comics?

My ass. Do feel free to eat it.

I should probably finish Ratatouille someday.

Bro, you decided to snark at me, unprompted. Eat my entire ass, sockpuppet.

I don’t understand why more studios don’t do that for quick Millennial cash grabs. I would probably pay a full $60 for Super Metroid with new audio/visual assets and the exact same gameplay mechanics.

I had a remark about putting 96 Quite Bitter Beings on loop until I found out that was on 3.

Eat my ass (And if you want a more specific response, find the one below where I commented to some other turd with the same shitheel response).