Is there something funny about my au-to-mo-bile?

I am guessing Richard and Captain Slow put that job description together.

How many jerks would put loose pennies on your car in something like this and then watch the calamity as you hit the highway and crack other folks’ windshields? I am sure there’s at least one out there who would do it and for that reason, I’m out.

That roofline looks like it’s trying to give the driver a hat. Looks better than the backwards hat on the hideous Cooper John Works Coupe, but looks like a cap nonetheless

As others suggested, I think it depends on the car. If it’s something like an Chrysler LeBaron use the hell out of it unless, of course, it was once owned by John Voight

That’s crazy and unfortunate. I would imagine that most people driving the older models aren’t in a great financial standing (except those who want a cheap second car as their daily). It sucks that someone would make their financial situation worse.

Was this stolen just recently or back when it was new? Sorry if I missed that part, but I just can’t believe there’s a market for stealing 20 year old cars.

It’s cool, the buyer just needs the two days for the check from the African Prince to clear.

$40k?! Sounds like creative accounting.

Damn I should have guessed this. My buddy had a four door in high school that almost took our lives. He got into a fad of trying to drift it whenever it was raining out. One day, with four people in the truck, he tried drifting a turn after a rainstorm. It slid out nicely but as soon as the tires hit a dry patch in…

Is that a light colored dashboard that could have caused glare for the driver and the accident that I see in the second picture? If so, I hope the driver was able to submit a claim for $175 sunglasses.

Was it the crumple zones?

My guess. However I think the Omni someone else mentioned is more likely.

Chrysler Grandcaravan

I am thankful that people have much more time on their hands than I do in cases like this. Simply amazing.

$790k plus $50k in fees. Or 4,800 pairs of sunglasses

New Amor All ad: “So good you will need to sue Porsche for sunglasses.”

What’s the chances that she was aware of the previous incident at this garage and decided that she would attempt committing suicide that day? Then when she survived a lawyer approached her about an opportunity to make some money so she avoided telling people she did it on purpose? I am not trying to blame the victim,…

Thanks!

One just needs to visit the car collector/dealer in Christiansburg, VA you previously had an article on.