Actually, as I remember it their downfall was when there wasn’t enough room in the yard for the daily tows. They couldn’t understand why there wasn’t room until they found they had 88 freakin’ hot cars.

Yeah I was going to say the same thing. Seems rather straightforward. Instead of calling one number, they called another and got a kickback. If this is what passes for elaborate these days, then I’ve been upgraded to f’ing mastermind status for some of my hijinks.

This is what it looks like on the outside.

What is this!? A car wash for ANTS!?

It’s a manual, diesel, 4X4 pickup with non-terrible fuel economy. That is very much my jam.

But you missed the best part where Uncle Lewis’s backside is on fire! ;)

You could get one of those bumper stickers that says “God is my co-pilot”, take a pair of scissors to it, and change GOD to DOG.......

You know you could get a 2013 Jaguar XJ for the same price with a warranty.

Well, look at you count moneybags

4wd for snowy mountain passes and lots of space in the back for presents and stuff. Treated with fluid film to keep the rust in check.
Red color for extra HP in the mountains.

I told her to get a dealer number because it won’t be good!

Did you lowball with $5k in cash? Craigslist sellers don’t like personal checks or trades.

I need to introduce your mom to my grandma. Here’s the real question, will she trade it in and take $5000 from the dealer? That’s what happened to me.

Aside from general “reality TV show” hate and the need to snark everything and anything, not sure why the mindless ribbing on Amazing Race. It’s a well-produced game show with some reality annoying TV elements and can be a little formulaic but of all the “reality” stuff on TV it’s one of the least contrived /…

That explains how I was looking at the mailbox when my Amazon order was supposedly delivered and saw no one come to the house. It was in the mailbox the next day.

Yeesh. My TSLA holdings are providing more drama than a Donald Trump presidency. I’ve never seen a stock move so much on news.

what part of the town’s “we don’t want you here” message is so hard to understand?
clearly, the stance-bros are a bunch of fucking assholes and the town has done everything they can to tell them to go somewhere else. but, like assholes, they keep coming back. I don’t blame the cops or the town one bit.
how about this:…

This.