Tossing this in the ring. Cool: mostly, but who else has a dad could do a massive burn out and then take his bike to the park.

If only we could find a car we knew his son would think is cool, that’s also fast and has a reliable toyota engine. How will we ever dream up such a car.

51k?

“He never sells base models. He said that most of the time they are sold completely decked out which tops out at around $120,000.”

What is that dealer doing to them? There are literally 0 options on LCs from toyota other than colors. The most expensive “accessory” is $500 for remote start... seriously they charge you for a remote start accesory on an $80 vehicle.

I mean, it was the engineers driving it, so they kinda did build it themselves.

Its wild, the front wheels literally lift off the ground when it deploys at 60mph.

Thats a lot of money to drive a Fiat 500 loaner most of the year.

The good thing with an Alfa is that you won’t have to endure it for 290K miles.

You’re not the only one.

I was under the impression that any shoe with a famous persons name on it was made by said famous person. No?

Does it? Are they cobblers?

..... oh. :-(

100% that’s what got him

Of course, it’s much more statistically likely that the actual alcohol in your drink is more dangerous than the random ingredients we’re now supposed to ‘beware’ of. Not to mention the dirty ice...

I’m honestly surprised you didn’t add that there are some drinks that contain gluten - seems right up the alley of someone…

And the moral of the story is that you’re going to fill everything back in and reseed, right?

I am shocked, shocked I tell you!

Does any German automaker ever take a deep breath, chill for a sec, and then say, “nah, too small a segment, we’ll just let that one go?”

(Trick question, the answer is no, they make a regular, coupe and four door coupe for that segment.)

Is there any random fact a salesman won’t make up.

Well the good news is that italian car companies arent thin skinned and all and are totally flattered when people call them out on their flamboyant claims and will reward you with many cars to test in the future im sure.