If I wanted a clown nose in my picture I would have worn one. 0 stars.

Inconceivable

Is that a martini symbol? Yes please.

It comes with a flower holder...

Didn't Scion offer the TC with a TRD supercharger? That was always a headscratcher to me but it seems like an SC application for the FRS would be a no brainer.

Does Gawker mandate unnecessary hyperbole in titles or do all the authors just enjoy using it?

We'll never lose his profile!

Ford GT is definitely an all time great but wouldn't you agree Corvette is currently leading the pack for American racing?

Smart, Canyonero Edition

Here's how it goes down, Gawker Boss says "hey Jason, we have a popular story about cars! (AKA class warfare with a car in it)." Jason then has to write some article parroting the Gawker comments on said article in a crappy excuse for a real article about cars.

I agree with your article and disagree with the headline. If she had a 2 year old S class then people would be right to tell her to sell it for a used Toyota. The article argues correctly that this is an example of brand value perception and the value differential is not there to warrant selling a known quantity for…

That's what the turbo-4 is for

You buy cars based on their C02 figure?

but were you saying she should sell her MB hatchback??

Usually a Lamborghini being involved makes a story more impressive. Let's see him clear a Toyota Hilux at 80 MPH.

Like a sword right in the differential.

If you had that much money to blow you would probably already be living off of immense wealth. Also angel investing is super risky so you'd most likely lose all of your money but end up with a handful of neat gadgets!

The fact that nobody can catch a green turtle shell in MarioKart is demonstrated flawlessly by these cosplayers. Good commitment to character everyone!

I always cringe when I see the "invested" amount. Literally you could have a bonfire and light $80,000 in small bills on fire and come out ahead of that guy.

Subtle troll is the best troll