My god you've channeled the weird child avatar from Spike Jonze's 'Her'. I think you just passed the Turing test! (Or more likely you're 13 and should go play outside)

She's like a less reliable Carmen Sandiego, so yes but where in the world becomes in which mechanic's garage.

Yeah I hear you. I think it's a combination of limited time to write articles (Ferraris do depreciate and explode) paired with him not being a full fledged car reviewer. I'd love it if Jalopnik put him in charge of reviewing all Mitsubishis (but not the Evo) just to get a comedic take on the many disasters they now…

"It's not even THE BEST comic book!"

Haha fair enough. Typo aside, his articles revolve around ownership of the specific car which many of us find interesting. I don't see a problem with him mentioning a Ferrari which he purchased specifically to write about.

Shixa, do you even l'chaim?

The whole point of this series is to review an exotic car in a not so serious way. Will you be back to complain about his overuse of Carmen Ghia in a couple of months after his next ill-advised purchase?

What exotic are we talking about in this video? You own the Italian equivalent of a Honda Civic. Congrats bro. Take your douchey ego somewhere else because its not flyin' here. Maybe if you had a car worth having an ego over it would be understandable to make 10,000 videos about your car. But here's the poblem- you…

1. Gawker sites, with few exceptions, are all about click-bait headlines.

Every cancer cell is a wronged spirit that's turned off your natural apoptosis, duh.

That thing looks like it should be a trap at the hunger games.

Well, we can agree that's a great GIF

Are you disagreeing that I hate this car, or do you believe some lady would want to drive a bro-truck-MINI hybrid?

I can find very little I don't hate about that car, but I agree, no girl would want to drive it either.

In other words, today's crop of exotic cars is absolutely insane. So insane that the thrill is diminishing from track driving for two simple reasons: number one, by the time you've floored the accelerator, it's time for the next turn; and number two, you never really floor the accelerator because you're terrified of…

I'm always amazed when these guys crash a car and don't let loose a string of expletives.

"I wanted to have all their signatures on the car for when it is in a museum some day" Charity aside, this guy sounds like a bit of a dingleberry.

I always figured they'd run as Lexus just like why there's not a Volkswagen out there turning laps.

You thought this was a real statement put out by a multinational car company?

Sounds to me like this guy was an idiot. Who takes a million dollars to a car salesman and says "spend it wisely"?