Getting to three or so is great because you can actually start doing things with them.  Up until then they’re something to be rolled around or corralled.

Every once in a while I consider joining Nextdoor or getting on the neighborhood list serv to meet new neighbors and get to know them better. Then I read something like this and remember that I'm fine with a head nod when we're bringing the garbage cans in together being the extent of our relationship.

“DADDDDYYYYYY DIDNT GIVE ATTENTIOONNNNNNN”

I got $ says Horatio Sanz plays him in the movie, David Spade plays Conway. 

They can guarantee there was no collusion, they can guarantee North Korea has stopped its nuclear program, they can guarantee there is widespread voter fraud, they can guarantee there is no human-caused climate change, they can guarantee Mexico is going to pay for a wall, they can guarantee there was no Russian…

yeah...i actually agree but don’t tell anyone, OK?

Ludacris will always be a top 5 rapper for me. I'm southern and those beatssss. Good on dude. 

Honestly, I think the world would be much better off if Russia suffered another Tunguska event with the Kremlin as ground zero. Aaaand I’m prolly gonna suffer a mysterious illness soon...

Communism and periods. The first sounds good in theory and the second sounds good after being late but neither are good in practice.

First of all, everyone pees in the shower.

California now lets everyone do it if they want to in all elections - check one box on the SecState’s website and done.  Still not as good as Oregon and Washington’s ballot delivery systems (policy wonks in Or insist it isn’t vote by mail because most people just turn the ballot in at the library).  

He’s a fascist...see? Because he’s afraid on the anti-fascists, who are facists, and not like him an anti-fascist, so that makes him a fascist...it makes perfect sense in Texas GOP circles...and that’s why he likes circles because he talks in certain circles that are fascist...get it? It's how you make laws and win…

Yeah, they’re quite sure they’ll never be on the wrong side of that battle. Like, their masters will never, ever betray them without a blink and kick them outside with the slavering hordes.

That was his job and he did it well. He can be proud as he sits on his throne of corpses.

Awww, Shrubby. You’re the Krillin of this group.

“Governor Abbott!! Sir, would you call yourself an anti-fascist?  Asking for a friend.”

Some other choice quotes from the video (which is honestly worth watching in its entirety). Apologies in advance for any typos:

He seems like a decent person

He aided and abetted a largely incompetent traitor, but feels better about it because he got a rich-person taxcut out of the deal.

I think he is positioning himself for a run at the Presidency.