Here’s how it goes:

“You said you were a virgin.”

“Holy shit, maybe I am married to someone who would Cosby girls and gang rape them. Fuck.”

At a certain point you really have to be impressed at the right’s inability to field politicians who haven’t committed heinous crimes in the past.

Rich white kids are our most precious asshole resource.

So I guess anyone in jail or prison for crimes they committed while 17 or younger is just going to be released today, right? Because nothing could possibly have been serious enough to try them as adults or ruin their futures, right?

McConnell described Mitchell as a “female assistant”

He’s still going to be on the bench in a week or so.  These are all glowing endorsements by the standards of the Republican Party right now.

‘On the plus side, everyone at the United Nations laughed at him after he tried to brag about all of his accomplishments over the past two years.’

wonders if the allegations of sexual assault should disqualify Kavanaugh from serving on the Supreme Court “even if it’s all true.”

Shingles in grad school at 24 here. Woo hoo! 

The Capitol MUST be a henhouse...’cause all I smell is chickenshit:

They couldn’t find another candidate in time who holds the view that Presidents shouldn’t be indicted or investigated. That’s the real kicker. WH and Congress are scrambling to get Drumpf immunized from the Mueller report.

Make America Grain Alcohol

And to be clear, many Republicans believe the allegations against Kav are being brought in good faith (mostly because they just don’t see someone like Kav - a double Yale grad, family man, respected jurist - as someone who commits sexual assault. They can’t reconcile both sides of the story.

can’t wait to tell my mom “the rest of the world is laughing at us”

Yes, because look how many accusations of sexual assault Democrats threw at Neil Gorsuch, just to see which one stuck. That was with heavy sarcasm, if you couldn’t tell. Maybe the best defense against accusations of sexual assault is to not nominate scumbag candidates who were drunkards and gropers?

There’s a type of man, you know the one I’m talking about, the type that is always polite to a lady, that would never use foul language in front of a lady! The benevolent sexist. It is my experience that these men engage in the phenomenon known as “locker room talk” and say very foul things about ladies when not in…

I stayed home today because I had food poisoning that had me up late last night vomiting and woke me for more quality time with the toilet this morning. I messaged my supervisor right away, but still had a panic attack that my colleagues will resent me and I will destroy position at work (especially since a week ago I…