I’m really conflicted about this guy.

Good to see the male gym teacher is staying on-brand in 2018.

“Are you fucking kidding me”

If anyone ever deserved that label, Cosby does. Violence isn’t just about hitting. Giving someone drugs to knock them out without knowing a thing about their medical history is every bit as dangerous as if you punched them unconscious.

Everybody’s trippin’

No, these things are important and we need to rush to fill vacancies on the court as fast as possible. Just ask Supreme Court Justice Merrick Garland.

I’ve got this instead of the text

Me too. I always hated her character, but she played it well. She had more talent than any of them.

Andrew and Fergie need to stop trying to make their kids a thing when they’re the bargain basement scraps no one likes.

No one is batting an eye over this. Until they find out he used campaign funds to pay her.

However you feel about him, you know who would have done it?

I’m reading this and listening to a reporter from McClatchey News on Rachel Maddow talk about the Russians funneling money to the NRA to fund Trump.

And I was like, “Ugh, here we go.”

Megan, dear. I expect more hot takes on this one. More excerpts! I can’t justofy clicking and reading that shit. What about the Forbes magazine spank?! You’ve let me down, Meg.

I was like, “Please don’t try to pay me.” And then I remember thinking, “But I bet if he did, it would be a lot.”

I hope during the shut down fight, someone reads the whole article on the Senate floor.