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i bet hes a nightmare husband. he never calls her by her name just always as “my wife” which sounds so possessive

Yeah. Reads like a normal day from my childhood, which is why I’ve always been Team FuckAlecBaldwin

Because even little dogs need love too, here is Henri, in a wool sweater, having taken over Marzipan’s bed (she’s in her crate, taking a puppy nap). What he lacks in floof, he makes up in sad eyes.

Fake news! According to the article, 45* didn’t make her watch Shark Tank - it was actually three hours worth of Shark Week. Move along, folks. No depravity!

and Ivanka on the cover.

you inspired me to make this and it was very difficult bc realistically 99% of the cast is chaotic evil

I am a veteran. Fuck Tom Cotton.

Belly full of spiders.

Fuck you and your fetishization of the military.

Please describe how Vietnam, Iraq, or Afganistan wars helped preserve our freedom in any way shape or form.

That would just make his staff’s life miserable.

CHRIST is this lazy trolling.

Being a veteran doesn’t absolve one of being an asshole.

Eh, fuck his staff. They’ve chosen to work for a lying, trump-supporting piece of scum. They deserve whatever verbal abuse they get.

If they are working for Cotton, their lives are already miserable.

That would just make his staff’s life miserable.

Forget Cabo San Lucas. I’m booking my cruise to Somalia right now.

I really think that it’s not that much of a stretch for these people to convince themselves that calling someone a racist is the real crime.

This is a dark theme at the center of the alt-right movement: “You’re being intolerant, and you need to accept my bigotry.”