Easy for a volunteer to say.

Johnson: [Reaches for Johnson]

[Masterfully vollies with rapt gallery]

“?!”

For I good dozen cycles, I kept thinking, “there’s no way the next one comes out looking the exact same.” That’s mesmerizing.

Tragic. If only he’d had an older brother who could’ve told him, incessantly, “Stop hitting yourself.”

+1

This is good polling.

Heh

How bout them Dawgs!

+1

+1

A man, a plan, a canal: Panama.

Is there a word for when you feel embarrassed about your naïveté?

You are routinely funny, even in these little asides. Thanks.

Armageddon made a goddamn mint.

I suppose this is good news for the rest of the Eastern Conference. And excellent news for gay cows.

Just moved to the area at the beginning of this year. Can someone tell me why the fuck?

More concerned about the time of month.

This is dumb.