*pride and employment

This is... well argued. I suppose the natural objection would be, how, without succeeding by force, would an infant state realize its ability to protect its own interests and citizenry from foreign power? If California was to succeed, and was then threatened by, say, North Korea, you better believe I’d want US to…

“Give it 17 years.”

Not to step on his joke, but they’re AL.

NBA: “We should see other people.”

Cop: “As you can see, this is a previously unrequited love, finally confessing her true feelings. Over here is financial security, earned by coming in everyday and doing what I love. And if you’ll look in the corner, you’ll notice a deep, abiding happiness where there’s a black man definitely doing something wrong.”

Soc-cer?

If you’re spun enough to touch your own speech bubble, I’m pretty sure you’re in bat country.

What a missed opportunity for the FAN MELTDOWNS tag to become literal.

Jon Hamm?

It’s intellectually dishonest for the principle to feign ignorance at the unconstitutionality of this threat. As an administrator of a public high school in Louisiana, Mr. Bates has consistently proven intimate knowledge of our fundamental rights by noting, “Ain’t nothing in there nowhere about no right to a quality…

They should them take away their right to a quality education.

“If we were in Australia right now, a lot of people would call him a dickhead.”

I can’t speak to statistics or theory, but I see this first hand everyday.

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Artist’s depiction of bootleg shirt by Dan McQuade/Deadspin/GMG

Hot heat

“But there is a ‘fun’ in funeral.”

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[Surveys current surroundings]