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“[a] high-stakes game of musical chairs with four contestants, two chairs, and an all-out fight not to be the one left standing.”

Sometimes the victories are the friends you make along the way

Bill Belichick has long been a proponent of making every type of play (p)reviewable

Fultz: “fix me”

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MLS Cup: “Magic City baby! Woooo! I’m a real trophy now!”

uses the same pump and makes sure always to end his purchase on a zero

Progba, pictured: “Read it again, Mourinho!”

Matt Patricia’s boyfriend must be freaking out in perpetuity

“Ah. Until next year, then.”

Pictured: Pitino, still savoring their encounter, 16 seconds ago

This would’ve never happened in Vancouver 

Easy to focus on revenge when you’re not worried about the ‘Zards, ‘Tics, or making the ‘yoffs

He’ll still be getting sponsorship opportunities, just in an anonymous 12-step fellowship

I bet everyone was super bummed when they called the real stoppage of play to finish the stupid soccer match :(

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/reads headline

Harden: “Coach did you see the way he drew that foul?! We’ve gotta sign this guy.. *squints* Da-Sa-ni?”

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