Dude looks like if Jason Statham went on a diet where he was only allowed to eat quality USMNT wins

Holy Redeemer was a little tall

This is good and funny

“I don’t get why y’all’d wanna go so far just fer some learnin’. Anywhoo, see ya at Thanksgiving.”

His brain shutting down is kind of surprising. As you can tell from the picture, it wasn’t so long ago that he had a firm grip on it.

...his tibia and fibula were broken, and that he’s out for the year

“The player involved has been indefinitely suspended from the team”

Should’ve called for a fair punch

This is good joking

Nah

...his bat is absolutely nothing to shake a stick at

“Still, it was a good campaign for the Nug Men.”

...and have made lifelong friendships

Ha!

+1

it is impossible to imagine the Atlantic hiring a prominent tech writer who had a business relationship with Mark Zuckerberg

I was with him at the game. He had just got done saying he had always wanted to throw an opposing home run ball back. Last thing out of his mouth before it comes our way. Also, he wants everyone to know he’s just a simple jazz musician. Calling him sax cannon right now.

I’m been saying this about cops for years.

In 2005 I drove a new 5 series from Los Angeles across I-10 to Sarasota, FL — stopping only for gas, hotdogs, and Red Bull — in 35 hours.