Man, this reminds me that Final Fantasy X had one of the coolest Bahamut designs in the whole series.

I don’t know if you’re aware of what “literally” means.
It literally isn’t designed to work the g-spot.
It’s literally a TV show prop, designed to do literally nothing else than fulfill the role of a TV show prop.

Yeah. I’m sorry but that thing doesn’t look like a sex toy.
Just like this phylum doesn’t look like a penis:

Oh, for fuck’s sake.
We’re about to get our first female Doctor, and the Internet is already comparing her sonic screwdriver to a sex toy. And the most disappointing part about this is... YOU JUST KNEW IT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN.

I try :D

Congratulations, you have successfully googled a binary-to-text converter.

Ah. NOW I see what the problem is.

Come on, you’re failing at simple maths here.

And what I’m saying is that these teenagers obviously look like teenagers.

Yeah, personally I’d leave it if Leon and Claire looked like they were under 18.

Cool. I looked up their canonical ages.

Neither of them were born when the game originally came out.

Get a life :D

I’m actually all for translucent spiders.
You know why?
Because you can tell if they’re lying to you.
DON’T TOUCH ME!!

You don’t say?

As a white-as-a-snowflake (I’m from northern Europe) woman, I always play as a black or brown woman.

Please. Do not compare your orange tumor-in-chief with orangutans.

They know the reality of disproportionate police brutality, but they don’t have to worry about their children being shot in the face. Their kids receive good educations. Their kids can wear hoodies whenever they please.

Using science, I have determined that this list is objectively 100% correct.
Congratulations!

Persona 5 is not a mainline Shin Megami Tensei game.