Wow. Someone on the other side of town just got a free pair of ugly sunglasses from the heavens.

“Shitting furiously” is my new favorite concept of 2018.

Without reading the article, I’m going to answer the question presented in the headline:

As a PS2 and a PSP owner I seriously considered going back to some of the earlier Monster Hunter games, but then I read IGN’s 100 REASONS WHY MONSTER HUNTER WORLD IS THE BEST MONSTER HUNTER TO DATE. And while some of the things listed there aren’t OBJECTIVELY better in Monster Hunter: World... There were a bunch of…

I’ll get on topic in a sec, but first:

I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again: I can’t even imagine the mental gymnastics one has to perform every day when one is a non-Caucasian and/or non-male and/or non-heterosexual Trump supporter.

I find it somehow fitting that both Iron Man and Captain America are ass plugs.

I was thinking Venom.

Oh good. Everyone’s favorite real life pokémon, Furhat, has evolved into Fursona.

VFX artist here.

I don’t REGRET playing Destiny or Destiny 2.
It’s not like I didn’t enjoy those games and believe in them. It’s just that now that we know what Bungie’s plans are for improving D2, it’s clear to me that they’re not doing anything to the game’s most fundamental problems any time soon. And I’m done waiting. I already…

I’m saying this with nothing but love for the Destiny series:

I’ll believe it when I see it.

Dear Drake

Now I want to see Tetsuya Nomura design three of the most Tetsuya Nomura characters for the next Final Fantasy game:
“Belts”, “Chains”, and “Zippers”.

I bet he plays another man that WW has sex with before the final fight where he inevitably dies because it’s the 80's and nobody wants to see him stick around and grow old as the movies approach modern day.

Yeah. I imagine Dan Harmon’s sexual harassment scandal has something to do with why those negotiations have “gotten complicated this time around”.

Shartords

Me, 1 year and 1 month ago:

Neither. It’s called an obvious joke.