Incorrect.

I’ve never had a Pop-Tart (I don’t think we have those here), but I’ve had a pretzel. And I’m pretty sure you can combine pretzels with pretty much anything, and the result will automatically be an improvement over the non-pretzel thing.

I unno, I always thought Wanda and Vision had maybe the third most fucked-up superhero romance in Marvel comics.

:’D

“Shades of fascism” but “not a bad guy”?

The United States of America has to be the most conspiracy theorist-ass country I’ve ever heard of.

And I’ve heard of a lot of countries because I studied geography NOT IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.

Everyone thinks Monster Hunter is a game about swinging a comically large sword to a weird dinosaur’s face. And it certainly is a game about that, but first and foremost, it’s a game about puns. (50% of those being cat-puns.)

I guess, for me, it boils down to how my clone and I identify ourselves and how we view our relationship.

If we identify as two different people and view each other as twin siblings, then I wouldn’t have sex with my clone.

But if we view each other as duplicates of the same person - independent in body and mind, but…

I’m here on behalf of the Finnish delegation to deliver this message:
Finland welcomes this new Captain America.

If Flerken psychology works anything like domesticated cat psychology, Goose will believe himself to be biggest, fiercest, most dangerous predator in the room... No matter who else is in the room with him.

Carrying out a DDoS attack is not the kinda thing that lands you a career in cyber security. Just like throwing a brick through a window doesn’t land you a career in designing home security systems.

Dan Slott was right.
Keanu would be perfect as Marc Spector.

In Finland we also stand on the right side of the escalator so that the left side is clear for people who’re in a hurry. And no hecking way would I be able to unlearn this habit.

Engage in unprotected interspecies sex.
Have a baby with funny teeth.

Whenever I would get a new PS1 or PS2 game, one of the first things I would do is check out what the memory card icon for that game looked like, after saving for the first time.

It eats with its mouth. When you’re not looking.

Maybe I have too much faith in Disney and Marvel, but I’d be shocked, SHOCKED, if they didn’t tackle the subject of race. Marvel comics have always engaged in social commentary. And I fully expect them to carry on that tradition here.

I refuse to accept that the problem is that these characters don’t look like the MCU actors. That shouldn’t be a requirement.

As the good people of the United Kingdom would say:
“Fuckety-bye!”

And I’m saying... Relax.
I’m nowhere near insecure enough to feel personally attacked when the only thing the other person knows about me is a bit of text that I wrote.

You literally would not be able to take anything away from me even if that was your full intention and you gave it your absolute best effort. My ability to enjoy a film has nothing to do with how anyone else feels about the film. That’d be just... ridiculous. And exhausting.