Listen. It’d otherwise think this was a pretty funny gag, but this breaks the game’s loot system.

See, if I were to steal a meteorite from a museum, THAT’S exactly why I’d steal it.

Wait. Whoa. I thought the MAGA crowd agreed that freedom of speech is good and political correctness is bad. What seems to be the problem here?

Yeah, well I’m from Finland.
We never had the kind of arcade scene that North America (I presume?) had.

Baldur’s Gate was on 5 discs.
6 if you had the Tales of the Sword Coast expansion.

Oh, trust me, I’m well aware of how time flies.
I’m a bit of a hobbyist video game historian. And I keep track of time with video game release dates.

Jesus.
Imagine raising a child who has killed your other child.
Imagine growing up knowing that you killed your own sibling.

Yeah. I mean, I’m 32 and nowhere near ready to be called a “crone”.

Yep. I’m veritably losing my mind here.

Oh, Bob.

I’m not a “he”.
Gaming is not just for dudes.

I don’t think we’re talking about the same dragon.

Wait. The EVERLASTING DRAGON has a falling animation?

How do you do this, MCU?
How do you do superhero movies for 10 years and still make me feel like the best is yet to come?

IF YOU ARE GOING TO DO SCIENCE, DO IT PROPERLY!

Yes, and after that she, along with five former Avengers guilty of war crimes, goes off the grid for two years. And this wouldn’t be the first time when she teams up with a fellow Avenger and goes rouge. Remember when she and Cap took down S.H.I.E.L.D. in Winter Soldier?

I would like to add that even if all of these muppets were using the same sized rackets, their height measurements would still be off, because we’re not taking into account the racket’s angle in relation to the camera in each image. We’re not seeing these rackets directly from the side which means that perspective…

Maybe she has a stash of S.H.I.E.L.D.-grade tactical espionage hair dyes.

You catch on quick, my friend.

so let’s say for the sake of simplification that everyone is using a 28-inch racket