Being a fugitive war criminal is tough. You have to let go of stuff like your red hair, your most obviously distinctive physical characteristic.

Hold your face close to your keyboard, so I can see it.
And let me look you in the eyeballs.

You see a mecha game controller, I see a Dark Souls controller.

That’s not cosplay. That’s the ACTUAL Soundwave!
END IS NIGH! The Decepticons are here!

I feel real dumb.

I think it’s much more likely that you wouldn’t notice anything at all.

I dunno man. We’re talking about two GALAXIES here.
There are 100-400 BILLION (100,000,000,000 - 400,000,000,000) stars in our galaxy alone. And a good number of those also have planets orbiting them. And the whole thing is 100,000 - 180,000 light years in diameter.

Yeah, I have to say, my concern with this movie has nothing to do with whether or not it’s a good movie. My concern is whether or not it’s a good video game movie. Because here’s the thing:

An unfinished game built from ARMA II is getting the snot kicked out of it by an actual finished game that was not built from ARMA II?

I’ve put both Geralt and Kratos in the same category of not even remotely interesting video game characters.

Showing a little bit more sass than the last time we met, Mr. Cage.
I like it.

Glad to hear I’m not the only one who was absolutely traumatized by their first encounter with the so-called “adorable” extra terrestrial.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=edgelord

Superman III. This scene specifically:

Pfft! You say she’s not ancient, but I like to think she was 40,000 years old when I got her. Because there’s nothing that proves otherwise >:3

Personally, I’m partial to armpit cats.

This is how you know you’re a good pet owner.
When you adopt an animal, you ADOPT an animal.
You give them a home, and you take care of them.

Yeah. Special pet diets can be expensive.
And while I’m not exactly made of money... My cat will never go hungry, even if it means that I have to go a few days without food. Because the way I look at this is:

My cat has a chicken allergy.
A CHICKEN. ALLERGY.

She’s also ANCIENT.
I don’t even know how old she is.
I adopted her from an animal rescue center 11 years ago, and she was already an adult back then. For all I know, she’s been worshiped as a god by the ancient Egyptians.