OH!
Sounds like I better dust off my Ghillie Mantle and go on some expeditions then! Gotta start looking for critters that are sitting on the backs of... bigger... critters... Maybe monsters even!

What is #4?
That’s the only one I didn’t know.
Or I know I’ve seen it, it’s familiar to me, but my brain isn’t connecting the eyes with the name.

I’m an avid collector of endemic life.
I’ve captured 51 different species, and a total of 815 critters.
I’m 200+ hours into this thing, and I just found a GIANT VIGORWASP.
Did you know there were giant Vigorwasps?
Me neither!

I’d tell you where I found it, but to be honest, I kinda got lost in the Ancient Forest (yes,…

You were a teenage edgelord weeaboo, then?
Me too.

I love Diablos. Diablos is a monster that I absolutely refuse to hunt with other people, because I just enjoy that fight so much. It really feels like that monster’s whole moveset is designed for the purpose of this being a one-on-one fight.

Why does Raph look like he eats steroids for breakfast?

If I’m being perfectly honest I’ve felt a tingling in my netherbits when I’ve seen a shirtless Chris Hemsworth, or a shirtless Idris Elba, or a smiling Chadwick Boseman... And I’ve been, like: “What the hell, netherbits? I thought we’ve tried this enough times to have scientifically proven that it’s not our thing.”

Yeah, I’m neither of those things.

No. Absolutely not.
Most queer people (and probably a good portion of straight people) have felt confused about this stuff at some point in their life. There’s nothing offensive about that. That’s real life.

I love it.
I mean, it’s exactly what I thought/hoped it would be.
Of course, the color scheme is that of a Kree warrior’s uniform, but obviously she’s going to change to the iconic red, blue, and gold color scheme at some point. And that’s the point where I’m going to freak out.

Um, yeah, homosexual person here.
What the fuck is your problem?

I strongly (STR 16) disagree.
Rust Monster fights in D&D are the worst.

THANK YOU FOR RANKING MS. MARVEL’S DEBUT IN THE TOP 10!
Seriously, thank you. I’m not even a Muslim. I can’t even say that I have Muslim friends. I just legitimately think Kamala Khan has the stuff that the real big league superhero legends are made of.

Pffft! Matsumoto and Tanaka 4ever, yo! ♥ 

That’s much better than what I grew up with.

Goyer is also the guy who said this:

Aside from the obvious Batman, Joker, Catwoman, Harley Quinn, Nightwing, Red Hood, Red Robin, Robin, and Gorilla Grodd there were also some really quick, blink-and-you’ll-miss-it, shots of the Penguin, Poison Ivy, Two-Face, and Deathstroke.

Thanos’ invasion force is made up of Outriders.

You know... I see this comment and it reminds me of the times I’ve lamented that some PC game isn’t coming out on the PlayStation 4 (which doesn’t happen often), only to have some member of the elite PC master race come up to me (and this happens every time) and say:

After watching a whole bunch of his stuff, because so many people are telling me that I’m misjudging him... The bro-vibe may be a little bit diluted, but it’s still there. And I’m not picking up any of this shock factor that people are raving about.