Yeah. Nobody in the history of ever became a professional gamer by playing games for fun. And it’s not a job that you do from nine to five on five days a week; it’s a job that you do from nine to nine on seven days a week. You do absolutely nothing except practice and practice and practice and practice that ONE GAME…

This is really, really bad.

Fuckedy-bye, dude!

Man, I completely fail to see the problem here.

I mean, that’s fine.

I unno, man. I always kinda thought taste was subjective.

Oh, I don’t doubt that.
I wasn’t trying to be succinct at all.

I don’t know if you’ve ever seen a Nazi swastika, but they look nothing like a Cactuar. Let me make this simple.

Yeah! That’s right, fellow Marvel dork! You tell these Overwatch nerds what’s up!

Nah, it’s just that up until now the Japanese have understood that Godzilla is at its best as a man in a rubber suit.

Well, I mean, he’s six years old... How many years of experience in making Snackology reports can he have?

Flinthook?

Yeah, the Blasphemous guy even has the sword with the thorny vines wrapped around the hilt and the blade.

This:

It’s not my fault if you don’t recall.

No, I’m not trolling.
Do you FEEL trolled??

Yes. You’re right. By the third installment of the trilogy we met ONE female Krogan and ONE female Salarian (for a whole two minutes). The third game also had a DLC that included ONE female Turian.

Sure.

Yeah. I have played the original trilogy. Religiously.

Sure there are human females. And there are Asari females (because it’s an all-female race). And there are a few Quarian females.