Yeah. Hi.

Yes.

I came here to see if he was the cool kind of snake (a python disguised as a human, or shape-shifting alien snake-person maybe).

Before I read the article, I rushed down to the comments like an idiot and told the story of my father whose ear surgeon told him that you’re not supposed to put anything smaller than your elbow into your ears.

I’m excited about the inevitability of Donald Trump unwittingly doing something that is considered treason, and getting depresidentified.

OPTIMISM, BABY!

Act like an idiot, get responded to like you’re an idiot.

Person who said they don’t care about X-Men is not a he, so don’t go making assumptions. Not all nerds are dudes.

A few things:

Look, I’m not in the least annoyed by any of the actual words you’ve said.

Hm?

I don’t care. As a lifelong reader of Marvel comics, I don’t care what happens to the X-Men movies. As a lifelong reader of Marvel comics, I also don’t care what happens to the X-Men comics.

VFX artist here.

Marvel Studios.

I can’t fucking believe this.

So, Tilda Swinton thinks its okay that she took the role that should have gone to an Asian actor — because her NEXT PROJECT stars an Asian actor.

I’ll give all my stars to the first person who non-ironically uses “krutak”, or “krutakin’”.

“Aww, man. You didn’t take your shoes off and there’s, like, this huge turd stuck in the sole of your left shoe.”

I just ordered the Ms. Marvel omnibus, like, YESTERDAY.

Pro tip:

As a lifelong comic book dork I sometimes forget that the average moviegoer’s expectations for the MCU can be pretty different from my own.