Not even a little bit what I said.

24 hours of not having to see a single a vertical video. #bliss

Fuck whoever filmed this.

Now Jason Momoa’s Aquaman can be DC’s answer to Thor.

14 months ago I quit cold turkey.

Not trying be shallow here

It’s been confirmed ages ago that Michael Peña will reprise his role as Luis in Ant-Man & The Wasp.

Yeah. Terraforming isn’t even a little bit possible. And it’s not just because we haven’t figured out how to do it. It’s because there aren’t resources to do it.

Stranger Things ruined slugs for me.

Ubisoft is French.
If that’s news to you, you’re gonna lose your mind when you learn that:

Come on... no one is this pathetic.

The thing about VR is that you need to develop a tolerance for it.

Leon hasn’t looked like himself since Resident Evil 4.

Come on, you gotta be just a little bit happy that you’ve got a president who thinks there is such a thing as “essential science-fiction”.

The movie BFG was better than the BFG you can fire for yourself... because the stock is too big?

Have you used the gun in the new DOOM?

Stopped watching around the 2:45 mark because I ran out of patience for the narrator who talks to the audience like they’re children who don’t understand police brutality towards African-Americans, or how emotions work, or that crying is socially acceptable.

I can empathize with the Asian actors’ plight. I mean, I’ve been a huge movie dork all my life and there’s no question whether or not it’s exceedingly rare to see Asian actors in big roles. Caucasian actors, all the time; black and Hispanic, actors sometimes; Asian actors, almost never.

Two things.

WHAT
THE FUCK
DID I JUST WATCH?