I had pneumonia when I was 23. That was almost a decade ago.

Whoa! It works! I would have never thought of that!

I think you may be overselling me there a bit... But I’ll take it :’D

I was having trouble seeing all 12 dots at the same time.

Kamala Khan gets all my votes.

Hell yes I’m taking her side!

I thought his date of birth confirmed that he’s 70 years old.

To make this even more simple, I used a little bit of science.

It’s brown.

I want to say it’s just you... But knowing that there are 7 billion people on this planet, it’s extremely improbable that it’s just you.

... Which in Christopher Reeve’s case was makeup, and in Tyler Hoechlin’s case is the lack thereof.

Taa.

It baffles me that any marketing people would still think it’s a good idea to do toy ads that feature kids pretending to have have a good time while they’re pretending to to play with a toy.

40-year olds don’t “troll”.

He’s not just a golden retriever with abs — he’s a FUNNY golden retriever with abs. And everyone knows that one golden retriever with a sense of humor is worth two regular golden retrievers. That’s just math.

Top row, far right.

GOOD.

To a degree, YES! I mean, the game crashes never bothered me because I understood that this is a massively ambitious game and Hello Games is a team of, like, 10 people... I knew this thing wasn’t gonna go off without a hitch.

That is not a rye bread.
That is a white bread pretending to be rye bread.
THIS is rye bread:

Excuse me.