No Man’s Sky is exactly the game I expected it to be.
And it’s exactly the game I wanted it to be.

I fucking hate the fact that the people who’re terrorizing Lesie Jones’ life are of the same species as myself. I’d love to be able to say to myself: “Thank god, human beings would never do something like that.”

I’m saying this with the autority of someone who has 6 KoF games, Capcom VS SNK 2, SNK VS Capcom Chaos, and Neo Geo Battle Coliseum in their shelf:

Is there a good reason why a robot needs to be able to express anger?

ACTUALLY,

SMOKIN’ JESUS TITTY CINNAMON!
Empire Magazine just dropped a potentially huge news bomb without even realizing how big it potentially is!

At first I was like: “What? No. WHAT!?”

Don’t worry. I’m on ya, lasagna.

PFFFFT! No.

Not saying she isn’t.

Geez, there are so many games that were an absolutely crucial part of my childhood. And for the sake of keeping this list at least a little bit in control, let’s say there’s no overlap with “childhood” and teenage; childhood ends when you turn 13. And let’s also say I’m only allowed to pick one game in a series.

I really don’t care.

I’ll just leave this here:

I wish the MCU would give Hawkeye a chance to really shine.

Big McHugelarge?

I’m pretty sure I ran into that in No Man’s Sky.

Well, guh-doy! You can’t use an old-timey key on a new-timey door.

- “We scanned your brain with our ScienceMagician-3000 to see what’s going on in there when you’re singing. And do you know what we found out?”

I keep finding aquatic cows.

I don’t think those legs look too long at all.