I live in a liberal utopia. I live in Finland. It’s a gunless society.

After the 1 minute mark where Pierce gets hacked(!!!), when the music gets all high-octane and thriller-y, I couldn’t help but notice that it sounds a whole lot like the Metal Gear Solid 3 “Main Theme”.

I literally JUST sat down to play Alien: Isolation for the first time in maybe a year. The platinum trophy is almost in my reach, but the big, angry space monster boy is seriously stressin’ me out. I can’t go for two minutes without crying in a closet.

It’s the closest thing we have to real-life wipEout.
(God, I miss that game...)

Yeah, well maybe you don’t get a button like that until you’re 30.

I don’t.

No, I mean... it’s still kinda rude.
I didn’t have any feelings for that thing, but... I dunno... That still feels like a really insensitive thing to do.

You just killed my one-night stand... :/

Noooo...

I think more movie trailers should end in an eye-roll.

Alright. Let’s get to the bottom of this, once and for all... Kill-Fuck-Marry style.

There are 7 shots (out of a total of 34) where you can only only see the guy’s feet. That hardly qualifies as “a lot of this” being shot using hidden safety harnesses.

Yep. Same here. My sacred trinity of dorkdom consists of video games, movies, and superhero comics. But on top of that I’m an overall pop culture gourmand. I mean there have been times when I’ve binge watched hours upon hours of Muppets and 80's pro wrestling simply because I had the urge to figure out what those are…

I’m a ladybro alien deep sea fish ghost. Good to meetcha.

SECRET DORK HANDSHAKE TIME! Bro... Girl... Person... Robot... Alien... Pick (at least) one.

I just browsed through her facebook album. Her other cosplays are totes adorbz, too. She’s a complete dork in the best possible meaning of the word.

Alright, girl.

It’s full of ghosts. And possessed by Satan.

Considering that he does this for living, he’s not some no-name guy filming videos, he does this in front of actual human beings. If you want to fucking investigate the shit out of this guy, type his name into the google search engine and stop trying to figure out where he could have hidden the wires in this one video.

When was the last time you played Destiny?