*Looks at legs in photo*

This also has a lot to do with age.

I thought those fucking things were called Outrider Beasts.

Artist #1:
“Yeah, so I had this idea for a monster, but I’m not sure...”

WHAT ABOUT THE GIANT, CRAWLING, HAIRY MAN-BABY HAND THINGS!?

I stand corrected.

Look, I’m perfectly fine playing as a male character, alright?

This shouldn’t be controversial.

You rest your wrist on their breasts... and then you rub your filthy mouse on their faces.

I’m sure many of the most devoted Marvel readers are only vaguely familiar with Blackheart. The character gets used very, very, VERY rarely.

Oh, there are demons in the Marvel universe alright. Spider-Man and the Avengers rarely have to deal with them, though. It’s usually someone like Doctor Strange who deals with foes of the mystical or macabre persuasion.

That’s terrible! And they’re called the REDEAD?

Well, let’s just agree to disagree then.

A demon (Blackheart) showed up in New York, roughed up the Avengers. Then Miles Morales followed a couple of fire trucks to the scene and realized all the other heroes were already out cold and he was the only superhero standing, by virtue of arriving late to the party. He had little choice but to take on the the…

To tell you the truth, it’s never bothered me that Miles Morales is Spider-Man, Kamala Khan is Ms. Marvel and Sam Alexander is Nova. Not even a little bit.

This is from ZELDA!?

Marvel is really killing it with their teenage heroes, Miles Morales and Kamala Khan especially (not so much with Sam Alexander).

No, that’s not it.
All of these movies get press screenings and reviews well before the film is released “overseas”. The press screenings for Captain America: Civil War took place sometime last week, and the review embargo lifted earlier this week.

I, uh... I wholeheartedly approve of this song.

It’s not just the Marvel movies, it’s all the major blockbuster films. Star Wars, Batman V Superman, Mad Max, Hunger Games, you name it. All of that stuff gets released abroad (from your point of view) a week before it gets released domestically.