I can confirm that Finland (the peculiarly located armpit of Europe) is also showing CAP’N ‘MERICA 3 a week before the captains in America get a chance to see it.

What the even heck?
That’s not what an orgasm sounds like. Is that what an orgasm sounds like? I don’t think that’s what an orgasm sounds like.

I don’t call them anything during the fight.

That takes an incomprehensible degree of ambidexterity.

You deserve a kiss on both cheeks.

I only googled a little bit. Normally I’m a thorough googler, but today you caught me off guard. I’ll get you next time, MWAH HAH!

I stand corrected!
And quite obviously so, now that I think about it...

I think we all know the answer.
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Sit down, I’m going to let you in on a secret that the scientists don’t want you to know.
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They’re both genera of shrimp.

Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig
Does whatever a Spider-Pig does
Does he swing from a web?
No he doesn’t, he’s a pig
Look out!
Here comes the Spider-Pig

Even if you turn that number 4 into a letter, the word is still misspelled. “Thiaf”.

FantFOURstic!

If you ever wanted pig-powers, now’s your chance to get bit by a radioactive boar.

The reason why “soccer” players aren’t allowed to touch the ball with their hands is because the actual name of the sport is football.

My favorite single comic book panel?
That’s a really hard question. During the past 6 months I’ve read over 400 issues of comic books. And if you know your maths, you’ll know that that’s an average of 2.2 comic books every day. (Of course, the way it really happened was that I spent a handful of weekends binge reading.)

Can you imagine how good that must’ve smelled?

Wait. Is it okay that they’re using the song “White Noiz” from Silent Hill 2 in this video?