Oh mang... Breath of Fire II and Final Fantasy VII... Those games made my childhood.

The guy's lying through his teeth. There are no Skrulls in Guardians of the Galaxy. Marvel doesn't own the film rights to Skrulls, they belong to Fox.

Yeah. This was a really lazy rip-off of the MisterEpicMann video:

I feel lucky because my cat has such a healthy relationship with food.
I just make sure there's always food and water in her cup, and she makes sure she doesn't eat too much and get fat. This has worked perfectly for 9 years now.

No no no. Yo got it all wrong.

I'm in a crew - consisting of real-life BFFs - called "MeowT4ards" (awesome name, I know). And I wanna pick a fight with these guys! Just to teach the world to fear the crime kitties of MeowT4rds!

Actually, yeah I can. And it's no biggie. Just give me a couple of attempts at each of these stunts and I'll nail them for you, no problem. I'm fairly certain that this guy didn't nail all of these stunts on the first try either.

Wow. That wasn't even a little bit hard.In fact I agree with a lot of the things the guy is telling me on the video... He's just being real mean about it ._.

Pretty cool mannequin, huh?

"Magic, mirror on the wall, HALF-LIFE 3!!!" - The Evil Queen

I'm going to post here what I posted on the Kotaku UK version of this article:

Which reminds me... Know what I like to do?

Yeah. That is a somewhat interesting placement for a spider if you're going for a vagina joke. 'Cause that vagina would be on the front of her right hip.

That is a valid argument. And one that I don't have a response to.

No, that's pretty horrible too.

How is this FUNNY!?

This just sickens me to my core. And I fail to understand how some people end up developing morals like this... I'm speechless.

Yes! You're the only one, THE CHOSEN ONE!

How does that look silly?

Whoa. I have a superpower: