That's not all we want.

I never understood how Elizabeth came to be so ridiculously popular. A lot people have been absolutely obsessed with the character. And I've failed to see why.

GO MIKEY AND DONNIE!!

But if everybody walked outside with a Pip-Boy... Then it'd be a different story.

Yes.

That kinda reminds me. Square-Enix president Yosuke Matsuda recently said something that, I hope, means Square-Enix is going to reconsider what kind of a game company they want to be.

Square-Enix has never made a Valkyrie Profile game during the history of ever.

Okay. That was sick.

I can't.

I can't believe I'm saying this about a Borderlands game, but...

This is not to be confused with the "Borderlands Vision":

This qualifies as a superpower if you ask me.

This is brilliant.

At first I thought this comment of yours might have been just a little bit on the mean side. And it made me a little bit sad that you felt the need to say a mean thing like this on the Internet...

No kiddin'.
I mean, politeness and diplomacy are so last decade and so... offline.

Oh, look! I made a picture that visualizes the problem with comic book fans demanding faithful depictions of their favorite superheroes in the movies. Here:

I know it's not an impossibly big car.

No shit, I come off as a typical "oh noes, my poor memories"-type when I start my post by saying: "JESUS, OW, MY CHILDHOOD!"

What, is your malfunction?

Yes, I do know the origin story behind the turtles. In fact, I know several versions of the origin story. Including the origin story told in the Eastman and Laird comics.