Jesus, ow, my childhood...

What the actual fuck is going on here?

I know.
I'm one of the great miracles of the cosmos. An equation that shouldn't exist. Division by zero. A Star Wars fan who's also a fan of Star Trek... A gamer who grew up with Doom, but has never played Wolfenstein.

That's not to say that I don't think this game looks great. Because it does. It actually looks very…

I've never played a Wolfenstein game.
I'm not really big on games that have real life people, organizations or groups as enemies. I mean, sure the nazis did some unimaginably horrible things and the ideology behind those acts was equally disturbing, but... I don't want to play a game where the core gameplay revolves…

Have you seen this: http://skrillex.com/skrillex-mishk…
This seemingly broken old website's actual purpose is to sell Mishka clothing and promote the new Skrillex song, "Doompy Poomp". Only, you've got to find and unlock both the webstore and the song download link.

(I also found it mildly amusing that when you download…

How to make your face look like your own beautiful face:

1. Place make-up products in your hand
2. Clench hand into a fist
3. Yell: "I AM BEAUTIFUL!"
4. Throw make-up products at bathroom mirror
5. Look beautiful

It's not trivial.

Do you know the meaning of the English word "next"?
It's this:

: (of a time) coming immediately after the time of writing or speaking :
: coming immediately after the present one in order, rank, or space :
: on the first or soonest occasion after the present; immediately afterwards :

The only fucking time…

Look, I usually try to avoid posting complaints, but I feel one coming right now.

There is no current-gen version of Batman: Arkham Knight?
Are the PlayStation 4 and Xbox One STILL not considered current-gen?
The PlayStation 4 has been out for, what, four months? That's just two months shy of half a year. And people…

I'll just leave this here.

No, it still sounds ridiculously silly, even within this context.
If she's the female counterpart to a male angel digiminon named Angemon... Shouldn't she just be called Angemon, too?
No, better yet — the male digimon should be called Angemanmon.

Oh. Hey. Wow. You know... Hmm... Yeah, that's weird :'D

Wait... Angewomon?
There's a Digimon named ANGEWOMON?
And I'm assuming it's the angel chick in the screenshots?

New IPs.

Like new IPs.

I really don't see myself buying another Final Fantasy game, ever.
- Final Fantasy XIII was the most demotivational gameplay experience of the decade. And I don't want sequels to the most demotivational gameplay experience of the decade.
- I find Final Fantasy XIV uninteresting because I don't play MMOs... And what the…

I know that. But maybe they should take the people and resources they're using to make Final Fantasy games and start doing something else with them. OR NOT! Maybe, against popular belief, they know exactly what they're doing and Final Fantasy XV will be the best Final Fantasy they've ever made!
... But I'm pretty sure…

Orrrr you could have just said, "I'd be really bummed out if that happened; I've really enjoyed the recent installments in the series."
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'Cause now it kinda sounds like you're the, "ANYONE I DISAGREE WITH DESERVES TO BE KILLED!"-type.

CONGRATULATIONS!
Next year you'll be 27 and you can die like a rock star.
And maybe then Square-Enix can finally move on to other, better things.

Yes! You're the only one! In the world!
In fact, you might be *gasp!* THE CHOSEN ONE!
Quickly, follow me! I'll take you to the King! We haven't a moment to lose

I come from a place where Thanksgiving doesn't exist.
But I want both the Turducken and the Praline Pie so much I think I'm gonna cry.