Of course we're animals.

Yeah. That is a somewhat interesting placement for a spider if you're going for a vagina joke. 'Cause that vagina would be on the front of her right hip.

Hey, I'm a lesbian and I think it'd be profoundly weird if people thought that was something worth mentioning when talking about my life achievements. After all, being a lesbian requires zero effort on my part.

Yes! You're the only one, THE CHOSEN ONE!
Quickly, follow me! I will take you to the king! We haven't a moment to lose!

That is a valid argument. And one that I don't have a response to.

No, that's pretty horrible too.

How is this FUNNY!?

This just sickens me to my core. And I fail to understand how some people end up developing morals like this... I'm speechless.

Holy shit, now that's a toy if I've ever seen one.

Yes! You're the only one, THE CHOSEN ONE!

Ah. I see.
No. I've never seen Q.I. The show doesn't air in Finland.

Yeah, sorry, I'm from Finland. Never heard of QI.

Not a blue whale. Blue Whale's don't breach like that.
The fin whale is a super streamlined cousin of the blue whale. The fin whale can grow nearly to the same length as a blue whale, but the latter has a more robust build and weighs easily twice as much as the former.

It never even crossed my mind to do something like that.

Animals are categorized by the following logic:
Kingdom → Phylum → Class → (Subclass) → Order → (Suborder) → Family → Genus

A killer whale is categorized as follows:
Kingdom: Animalia
Phylum: Chordata
Class: Mammalia
Order: Cetacea
Suborder: Odontoceti
Family: Delphinidae
Genus: Orcinus

A fin whale is categorized as follows:
Kin…

How does that look silly?

By "regular smoke" I assume you mean the smoke that results from burning wood or paper.

There are several problems with this.
The first problem is that when you're burning wood (for example), the amount of smoke produced is quite minimal. The amount of smoke you get from a bonfire (for example) is a fraction of what you…

Yes, you're probably overthinking it.
I mean, how would a black hole, equal in mass to a planet, even work? And even if it somehow DID work, wouldn't it be double the mass of the planet after it destroys it? :D

Holy shit, I can't bring myself to watch this.

Except MewMew.