By the end of the film I was pretty confused about why the hell did they need to drill a hole into the planet at all? I mean, the red goop didn't exactly look like it was tactical precision weapon. Nor do you even have any need for tactics or precision when your goal is to destroy an entire fucking planet with an…

I laughed a lot more than I probably should have.

What the heck?

Whoa. I have a superpower:

Agreed.

That's not all we want.

The biggest flop will probably be Hercules.

I never understood how Elizabeth came to be so ridiculously popular. A lot people have been absolutely obsessed with the character. And I've failed to see why.

Well. We don't all need to like the same things, I suppose.

GO MIKEY AND DONNIE!!

But if everybody walked outside with a Pip-Boy... Then it'd be a different story.

This guy.

Yes.

That kinda reminds me. Square-Enix president Yosuke Matsuda recently said something that, I hope, means Square-Enix is going to reconsider what kind of a game company they want to be.

Square-Enix has never made a Valkyrie Profile game during the history of ever.

Okay. That was sick.

I can't.

I can't believe I'm saying this about a Borderlands game, but...

I will go see Cap 3.

I know. It's not a standalone Prometheus comic.