Ununquadium.

Here's a point I've been trying to make:
I don't care what a chicken nugget is made of.

I mean, if I want to eat something super healthy, chances are I'm eating something else than chicken nuggets. And if I'm eating chicken nuggets, it means I've already made the decision to eat something with a low nutritional value.

Let…

Never heard of this?

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of piano instructors suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.

It also turns into a C-cassette... the size of an actual C-cassette.
Not a C-cassette the size of a large robotic feline.

I could recognize all my friends and the people I work with if I were only shown pictures of their mouths. I could also recognize all of them from pictures of their noses. You look at people's mouths and noses a lot because they're located in the middle of one's face. And especially the mouth has a lot to do with…

Five man team?
A damn shame. I would have proposed a 4 man and 1 woman team and guaranteed you take the score - no heat, no fuss, not even a peep. You'd be out of the county before anyone even realized what's happened.

Better move fast, sugar.
Or by the time you get there the only score left for you to take is a pile of…

No.

I was looking for this too.
That's arguably the single most important space ship in the history of sci-fi.

Someone had to post this.

There.
Kojima got his wish. Somebody cosplayed Quiet.
NOW can we get some fuckin' clothes for this chick?

Yeah the second "NES" title screen looks more like a Commodore 64 game.
And the first "NES" title screen looks like one of them "new old" games.

OH MY FUCKING GOD, I hated Rust Monsters and Gelatinous Cubes!

Looks kinda like a spleen, I guess.

Oh gee wow.
I'm having a hard time wrapping my head around just how upset people get about funny videos that are planned/scripted/staged. It's like they don't accept comedy unless it's a real accident caught on video. If it's planned, it's "fake".

Well...

*puts on hipster glasses*

I was fake and gay before everything on…

Except mine isn't quite as pristine anymore.

This is my watch.
And my phone.
The Nokia C1-01 dumbphone.

JESUS OW MY EARS!!

Yyyyyeah - That's what I was thinking.
I wouldn't have known it was Bowser if the headline hadn't told me so. It was... sort of confusing. Especially since the castle at the end was instantly identifiable as Bowser's castle from the Super Mario games.

It wasn't just some generic villain's castle - It was Bowser's…